What exactly is organic propellant?
My friend Leighton recently brought the existence of the Organic Batter Blaster to my attention. Leaving aside for the moment the “ejaculative” nature of the name, to use Leighton’s terminology, I’m...
View ArticleYpsi landmark figures prominently in Conan O’Brien gay joke
The joke starts at about the 1-minute mark. I’d suggest skipping right to it, as Conan isn’t funny, but to each his own. Speaking of local brushes with late night celebrity, it looks as though the...
View ArticleMillions in Asia experience the cultural odyssey that is Ypsilanti
Do you remember hearing earlier this winter that a representative of the Voice of America’s China branch was going to be visiting Ypsi? Well, it apparently happened. A Chinese correspondent by the name...
View Article“It would be like the nuclear arms race, but with cock-like structures.”
I uttered this sentence last night, and I thought that it should be recorded for posterity… Every year or two since 2003, when Cabinet magazine named Ypsilanti’s historic water tower the winner of it’s...
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